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pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.
“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”
by sammietwoton January 19, 2021
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Push Pop

Getting that sloppiest of head while taking a dump
Person A: Dude, the party was crazy last night

Person B: Yeah, I got the maddest push pop
Person A: Lucky…
by StarBiscuit August 20, 2023
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Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025
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Popping k

Hey why do you hate k pop because I’m popping k
by Luxtin January 7, 2023
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Soviet Bomb Pop

Watch out for snowmen in Russia, lest you fall victim to the Soviet Bomb Pop.
by Captain Brewbeard October 30, 2021
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Pop

I like pop
by Gurlsle January 30, 2018
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lemon-lime pop

just that soda/pop/cola that tastes like lemons and limes. also can be used to calm upset stomachs.
bartender:you look a lil green want some lemon-lime pop?
by Stylrfetish101 May 28, 2018
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