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john alford <3

literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile
random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best
by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023
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Section 3

A group of people that love and support each other

Derived from Ivey School of Business' Section 3 class of 24'
Wow look at Section 3 they are the best section!
by bamhurgerr April 5, 2023
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3 centimetres

Boy: This is my dick I wanna stick it in you
Girl: *pulls out ruler from her pocket*
Girl: 3 CENTIMETRES??? THATS SO SMALL
by barbatos_anemo_archon April 5, 2023
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Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am
Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am
by Bobthedefinition April 7, 2023
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3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?
3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled
by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023
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c=3

The applied math concept of average length of male genitalia. The integer "c" is abbreviated from "cock". Three being the length (in inches).

For e.g. cock is three inches or c=3
My math teachee taught us sex education, and explained private parts through formulas such as c=3.
by Dillon Schneider April 12, 2023
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Ryan<3

ryan is a perfect boy, yes sometimes he can be a dick but hes very sweet and funny hes also a soft ball player<3 (he loves balls LOL) ryans so perfect that i could stare into his eyes forever i love ryan sm but, sometimes he doesnt notice. I LOVE U RYAN
"hey have u seen Ryan<3!!?"
"erm no.." (lying)
I LOVE U RYAN SM
by yourfuturelover<3 April 12, 2023
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