my arm is dry

my cock is not lubricated, my cock is not hard, my arm is literally dry

God dang, my arm is dry and she will be over in ten minutes.

by chockoff February 7, 2017

Yanked my dog

1. To piss someone off extremely bad
2. (Verb) The act of pissing someone off. Dog refers to ones penis and the yanking of implies how uncomfortable it is when someone yanks it
3. A phrase often used to express frustration and anger

PD2K: I let Bill borrow my car the other day and he forgot to take the parking brake off and drove all over town with it

Chode: Wow! I bet that yanked your dog

PD2K: Na bro. It really fucking yanked my dog

by cornholous February 19, 2010

Slicing My Bagels

Busting or breaking one's ball; giving someone a hard time about something.

Yo, Mario, I had a rough day, quit slicing my bagels.

by VicRamalot September 6, 2015

Back in my day

Is when a person above the age of 60 says that something was harder back then.

Justin: It's so hard to walk to school everyday.

Old person: Back in my day I had to walk over Mt. Everest to get to school.

by Balls and tiddies August 31, 2022

Thomas On my mind

The state of consciousness where you can only think about Thomas, the wholesome father of all.

I wake up in the morning, I got Thomas on my mind.

by Jazzed dave June 25, 2019

is my brother gay

Yes

You: is my brother gay?
Drogas: yes

by just_someone784 August 2, 2021

Poop In My FingerNails

When your toilet paper is was to weak and you get the poop underneath your fingernails, and you think your going to die. So you decide to make a song

Poop In My FingerNails are really killing me

by Tillmanator December 8, 2019