portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

Cake

Oscars ass

Dam look at oscars cake

by Rajan nnn April 16, 2021

Pride Cakes

When two homosexual men scissor butthole to butthole.

I walked in on my friend Michael giving Dave the best Pride Cakes of his life.

by Axel-Rod June 8, 2022

Cake

So beautifully beautiful <3

If your name is cake your very strange and interesting

by Uptludkeoe November 13, 2020

K-cakes

A girl with sticky inner thighs.

Samantha is such a K-cakes! Her legs are practically dripping!

by Jackknife37 November 14, 2011

Cake

A stack of cash.

A : Wassup bro, do u wanna to bar?
B : Sorry, today I don't have any cake

by Hellaslit March 23, 2020

Spicy pineapple upside down cake

When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.

I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...

by Bigteenus March 19, 2021