Skip to main content

Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
mugGet the Face Meat mug.

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl
Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!
by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023
mugGet the Sweaty Meat Burrito mug.

Meat pickle

A collection of unwanted pork byproduct, lips, assholes, knuckles etc; ie it’s a Hot Dog
Can I have mustard and chili on my meat pickle
by SlumericanSik October 10, 2019
mugGet the Meat pickle mug.

canadian meat wall

You: I couldn't get in the bus; I was blocked off by a Canadian Meat Wall
by IMAD1PST1CK April 19, 2018
mugGet the canadian meat wall mug.

Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread
Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"
by SO Harby August 19, 2016
mugGet the Wheat Meat mug.

I Show The Meat

I Show the Meat🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🥩🥩🍖🍖🍖 A song by “Daddy Speed” after his son “IShowSpeed” flashed his uncircumcised dick to millions of people over five nights of Freddy’s
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
mugGet the I Show The Meat mug.

Meat you

Meat you Where do you want to meat?
by PickleBallBanger August 30, 2023
mugGet the Meat you mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email