Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab

A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.

Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.

by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018

Sexy time Mexican

A mexi that likes to be sexy

Bro she a sexy time Mexican

No way a real stm
Ya man

by TAquaagina June 25, 2019

HU with a Mexican person day

October 30 is the day to HU with a Mexican person, you don’t have to tell them about this just kiss them.

-oh look Juan is there
-Yeah Ik he is so cute

-do u think he is cute then go HU with him is HU with a Mexican person day
-brb

by C mamo October 29, 2019

issac the mexican

issac the mexican is a one of a kind fella , he has very small pp but his personality makes up for it . he is easy to talk to and wont judge you about anything you do or say but he is very blunt and wont hold back and speak his mine .He will joke about anything and will not feel sorry for it , he has no feelings and no empathy for anyone or anything. hes a great person to have in life because he will always be by your side no matter what you believe in or do . his main goal is to make everyone smile but at the same time make people upset. get you a issac the mexican at ur nearlest slave store today at the low cost of $0 .

girl . issac the mexican is so funny
guy . he also has a bigger pp than me

by Gamergirlbigpp September 19, 2020

Charms of Mexicano

When you eat Taco Bell all day and spend the next day on the toilet just waiting. You can be doing work, school, or porn, you just have to sit there all day.

“John, where are you?” Craig said.
“Ugh, bro I got the Charms of Mexicano,” John replied.

by Ememe420 October 12, 2020

Grow some mexicans

1) Growing mushrooms.

2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.

1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.

2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.

Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days

by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021