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Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.
Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!
by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023
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Joe

Hay i don’t recommend you asking that
You: www.urbandictonary.com *types joe*
Me: JOE MAMA NIGAGH
by Joe is coming January 8, 2020
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Doing a Joe

Getting 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 saves, and 0 shots in a game of rocket league.

Effectively contributing fuck all.
Sorry lads, done a right Joe all tournament.

Should probably learn how to wall ride like Zac so I can avoid doing a Joe all the time.
by Osidney10 May 19, 2022
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Joe griffin

Absolute imbecile, walks around all day with his head in the clouds. Normally hanging from the last weeks worth of benders. Has a tendency to like transgenders, gimp suits and boiled sweets. Hangs around McDonald’s in his work van trying to pick up. Dead behind the eyes
by Joeeeegriffin December 23, 2018
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Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.
"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"
by Joe's Law July 31, 2020
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joe

by skamskqmsjdmc October 30, 2019
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