cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks

Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”

by Ddoggydog December 06, 2020

cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 09, 2016

Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.

Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake

by Lightblaze April 03, 2016

Tunnel Cake

The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel

"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"

by Burntcroissantt June 27, 2019

Compton wedding cake

Cornbread

When one gets married in compton we want corn bread. Compton wedding cake

by You:909 January 14, 2023

Cake Walker

A Cake Walker is a person that always breaks and falls to another who makes them feel bad about something. Who breaks under another... meaning the other person is normally a (Manipulator)

Dude my dad is a Cake Walker he falls for everything I say.

That chick is a Cake Walker she be Fallin for everything..

by Shan-tel January 23, 2024

10P cock cake

when you get 10 big guys and and to nut at the same time on a preferably skinny woman.

dang bro, we just had our first 10p cock cake

by sigma penis March 31, 2023