thin brown line

When you think you have sweet fart, but it turns out to be a shart

Hey man I thought had a sweet fart, but when I let it rip it turned out to be a little shit. That's the thin brown line for ya

by Ddawg1990 January 21, 2018

Brown Spoke Rim

Another clever adjective used to describe the anus due to the fact that its appearance resembles a rim with little spokes radiating outward from the center.

Dude! Last night I dented her Brown Spoke Rim!

by Dirty_Mister_Bent September 13, 2010

West Virginia Brown

Smoking the roach of a joint or blunt in a gravity bong (geeb).

Do you wanna take a West Virginia Brown when we finish this blunt?

by savs June 6, 2015

Brown Gate Champion

A crafty individual who has the ability to penetrate the most tightest of assholes.

" Jill will have an arse full of Jack's cock by the end of the night...Jack's a Brown Gate Champion."

by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 15, 2003

brown eye saloon

A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.

I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!

by RedDog318 December 9, 2008

Brown Hill Topper

When you take a dump that isn't diarrhea but also isn't a hard log; it's in between the two, almost like a mud-like liquid. It builds up into the form of a hill, and it grows so large that it surfaces above the water. Hence, creating the "Brown Hill Topper".

Dude, last night I had the biggest Brown Hill Topper!!!

by AznPersuazion69 January 21, 2011

brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010