the hottest man in the fucking multiverse!
he is extremely fuckable and very attractive. I love him so much!
he is extremely fuckable and very attractive. I love him so much!
cal gabriel is based
by calgabrielsbf March 07, 2023
Gabriel Petrangeli is a person who is usually of italian and serbian origin. he looks like a mole rat who just exited his burrow after digging in a black persons garden for 4 decades. His build is skinny and short and has chicken legs and probably will never come close to even benching 60 kg. Gabriel has a super hot mom who is litterally the hottest milf in the world and all his friends want to fuck the shit out off.
Person 1¨"hey did you see that fucker called gabriel petrangeli today?¨
Person 2 ¨yeah he walked past me this morning, i wanted to just slap his stupid ass face and chop his dick off like im jeffrey dahmer¨
Person 2 ¨yeah he walked past me this morning, i wanted to just slap his stupid ass face and chop his dick off like im jeffrey dahmer¨
by Gabrielsmomadmirer October 13, 2022
People with this name tend to be the type of person to be so self conscious that he goes by Gabe instead of his real name. He is religious yet constantly says gay things and might encourage sex with animals. The kind of dude to claim he will fight you but then end up being the biggest pussy in reality. Probably so out of shape that he plays a racket sport for his representing school but sucks at it anyways. Claims to have fighting experience and love the fighter Conner. He thinks he is good with girls because he will be the first one of your group to have a girlfriend. However, this is only because he is so desperate that he goes after the low hanging fruit. The type of senior to date a freshman or even middle schooler. Low key pedo vibes. The type of guy to be a virgin his whole life. The “nice guy”
Dude have you heard Alan Gabriel is daring a middle schooler!
Alan Gabriel seems like he wants to come out of the closet.
Alan Gabriel seems like he wants to come out of the closet.
by Trust me, I looked it up April 08, 2019
A silly boy who has huge chunks of dandruff in his hair and likes to scream like a big girl, he also smells slightly strange and has a very very very small penis
by The ninky nonk February 10, 2018
Also known as the Gabbonski, the Gbitch, the Gabberoni, or the jack of all trades, master of none, this person is a man singularly dedicated to his wood and strings. He is a man finished in his character development arc, and is currently Yale-bound. Famous for his catchphrases "got" "seven foot frame, rats along his back", and "meh", he is a trendsetter in the english language. A commander of respect, not many remain upright when in his presence.
by MackSneale December 15, 2022
The typical guy who thinks he’s depressed or something also has mass amounts of hentai on his phone he’s been waiting with his little buddy for henna haven to jerk off to his favorite internet waifu and underaged e-girls.
by 🅾🅱🅴🆂🅴 🅿🅾🆃🅰🆃🅾 May 14, 2019
Get the Gabriel Rugama mug.