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Business Intelligence

Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.
"Whats the name of these guys, no one knows what they are doing?"

"Business Intelligence"
by noone-someguy August 3, 2017
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business kosher

1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.

2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.

3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.

4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.

5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!

2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!

3.

Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"

Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
by Big Kosher King September 19, 2018
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Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!
by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018
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Business call

e sex, online sex, sex on a phone where one person explains to a different person what to do during masturbation.
by smilex123gsjhfbsef November 14, 2021
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Business Hoochie

When a woman adds a cardigan or a suit jacket to her club attire to make it work appropriate.
Holly was out all night and didn't have time to change before work but she added a cardigan and now she is Business Hoochie.
by KickAssK April 30, 2010
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Johnny business

Complete fuckery. Acting a fool for absolutely no reason.
Oh yea John, he knows all about our Johnny business. He’s gonna cuck us right on down.
by Big brother John February 1, 2019
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Business Critical

'Business Critical' is THE highest level of critical. It comes higher than 'critical' 'uber critical' & 'life & death critical' on the scale of all things critical
If something is 'business critical' you have to do it no matter what. You should trample on your own family if that is what it takes to get it done!
by Nando19 July 8, 2010
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