my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.

"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.

by scodder June 3, 2010

German Blood Hound

During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.

last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.

by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Out Hound

A Cad or a bounder. A debaucherous ladies man who will take you out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call.

Said to a friend when he has taken a ladie home for the evening.

"Nice one Out Hound. Split her!"

by Andy Howell June 25, 2007

Fluff Hound

When your ass hair grows too much and it gets to the point where you can’t shit.

I need to shave my ass I’m having fluff hounds!

by bruthathebrutha June 2, 2018

Green hound

When you ate a lot of Indian and your shit was Green

Dude I had the worst case of green hound last night.

by Fart_face October 25, 2016

Hounds of Justice

One of the most dominant wrestling groups to form in the WWE.
According to Legend Arn Anderson they consist of: "Two indie shmucks and a Football Player."

Person 1: The Hounds of Justice really demolished everyone in that ladder match last night!
Person 2: I know! Seeing the Hounds of Justice do the triple powerbomb was AMAZING

by themerkwithamouth April 23, 2023