P Turner

To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason

"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner

by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015

george david turner

a very handsom sexy beast of a man who will destroy any one in bed he has a very big cock and nows how to listen while he fucks youre bestfreind, he alsop plays the guitar so he is very good at strumming the g string.

he such a george david turner

by gogo david March 22, 2017

timmy turner

the little lad with a small pink hat and that annoying ass hat

Father: Timmy your mother left us
Timmy Turner: I wish I had a hot babe in my room

by mrdrjohno December 11, 2021

Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.

She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Turner Smith

He loves to monch and cronsh the carrots and when they have the ranch on them o boby you better hide your carrots and your children because theyre is no stopping him now

"oh lord dearie me is that Turner Smith???"
"Hide your carrots here he comes and HE HAS RANCH"

by The mr man December 1, 2021

Gabriel Turner

The best person ever and gets all the Girls and does a lot of stupid stuff and also does a lot of cool stuff and he has so many friends and is light skinned and he has curly hair.

My friend is and real Gabriel Turner some times.

by Mr U's biggest fan October 18, 2017

cat turner

Kind graceful loudmouthed temperamental honest good hearted viperous she devil caring honorable

You have just been cat turnered

by Cat_ March 9, 2022