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wide kyle

Someone who acts like a rather short penis with a large circumference.
Yeah let's send wide kyle on that delivery.
by CoozeyBenny August 26, 2022
mugGet the wide kylemug.

its hard to hide, when your wide

when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.

A quote from Anthony P, 2021
jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!
by nolifejim March 16, 2021
mugGet the its hard to hide, when your widemug.

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
mugGet the Wide Faced Wilsonmug.

As wide as the Clyde

The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
by Irtiza July 5, 2018
mugGet the As wide as the Clydemug.

10 kilometers wide

trololololo get troled, your mom fat because 10 kilometers wide
by trollgamer2003 September 14, 2020
mugGet the 10 kilometers widemug.

Wide Right

Not right in the head, incoherent, not good, off the mark.
Dude….are you off your medsyou are acting all wide right today.
by Hopeless Bromantic January 22, 2024
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