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Wedgie rules

1. If the victims underwear is showing they are fair game. If you can see it they are asking for it.
2. If the victims underwear is ripped from the wedgie then the giver must either replace the ripped underwear or allow their underwear to be ripped in an equal fashion.
3. Tighty whities are always an invitation for a wedgie. If you see someone wearing tighty whities they must be given a wedgie.
4. There are only a few circumstances where it is acceptable to give a girl a wedgie, a) you are also a girl. b) you have direct permission from her (ex. she lost a bet and the payment is a wedgie) c) you are dating her (keep in mind you may no longer be dating her if you give her a wedgie).

If you give a girl a wedgie and you don't fit in any of the terms above you are to receive a wedgie by everyone in the room and the victim is allowed to give you 1 slap to the face.
5. If the victim has placed themselves in a state of vulnerability (ex. crouching in front of you) they are also asking for it and can be given a wedgie.
6. If a girl makes a bet with a guy and the loser gets a wedgie she I'd allowed to use her boyfriend to give or get the wedgie in place of her.
Dan ripped Paul's underwear, according to the wedgie rules Dan needs to buy Paul new underwear or Paul gets to rip Dan's.
by Jtansar October 8, 2016
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wedgie blood

i have the ill wedgie blood
by homie skills February 17, 2009
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Hanging wedgie

A hanging wedgie, like a normal wedgie, is the same except your feet are off the ground. Requires briefs!
A true Hanging wedgie story of mine is when I was pantsed at recess and all my clothes were robbed. Everyone yelled TIGHTY WHITIES!. A girl shouted "What a loser!" I was dragged to the flagpole, and my white underwear was hooked to it. I was then pulled all the way to the top. They laughed and left. School ended and buses left. I needed to pee really badly so I wetted my briefs, while still up there. I was still up there after school ended cause teachers were having a meeting. One teacher saw and she hoisted me down. She brought me to the principals and because I wet myself I was forced to wear a nappy for the rest of the school year. They forced it on me. I was dangling on that flagpole for a total of 8 hours.
by Rudas March 10, 2014
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wedgie

losers who wear whitey tighties, fags, and freshmen recieve these as punishment for existing.
my friend and me liked to give kids wedgies. we are 18. one day, a loser freshman kid with red hair and glasses was walking in the hall. without a word, we grabbed him and dragged him into the bathroom. he begged us, tried giving us his lunch money, but we laughed. we ripped off his shirt to find extremely white skin and tiny nipples, no muscle. we laughed and ripped off his pants. his legs had no hair whatsoever, and he was wearing whitey tighteys! we laughed, and we opened the back of his undies to see a pastey white ass. we spit in the undies. the kid was crying now. so we forcibly jammed the underwear as far up his ass as our strength let us, causing the white skin the become VERY red. we hung the undies from a hook in a stall over the toilet. my friend and me took a dump and didn't flush, so it smell really bad. we left the seat up so if he fell he would land in it. we stole his socks and shoes. We stuffed his clothes in the other toilets and peed on them. we each punched him in the nuts exactly 500 times before we left, spitting on his crotch. he cried his eyes out the whole time. we left his ass there and locked the stall AND the br door.
by loserkiller69 June 2, 2010
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wedgie

When you pull up on someone's underwear. Usually done by boxer-wearing kids to brief-wearers like me.
Briefs are comfortable except when in a wedgie!
by Briefboy June 29, 2008
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wedgie

when someone pulls up your underwear
once me and my friends were playing at a park in 4th grade, we saw some high schoolers and they played us in a game of basketball, we lost and my friend Rob pissed them off so they gave him a wedgie from the basketball hoop, we couldn't reach him so he hung for about 15 minutes before we finally got him down, it was funny
by ao;asfhoidnfa;ondf October 21, 2008
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cross gender wedgie

The act of a male performing a wedgie on a female. Or in some cases when a female gives a male a wedgie.
One day me and my two friends were watching the highschool varsity cheerleaders practice. Apparently a few saw us whispering and watching them. (we were just saying how hot they were but how they would never go out with 6th graders) When they finished practicing all of them came over to us and asked if we were talking about them. We got nervous so I just said we werent. they gave us a disgusted look. My friends became real nervous, they looked at each other, and suddenly they began sprinting away. Then the girls looked furious so i decided to try to get away but calmer. That was a horrible idea. I said "hey i have to go so see you later" then i turned and began walking away. Suddenly they all grabed hold of my shirt and started dragging me across the feild. They dragged me into the girls locker room, grabbed hold of my tighty whities, and gave me a hangging wedgie from one of the girls lockers. They all laughed and took pics and one said "Thats what you get for being a little pervert!" Then they left me there and i hung there until the cheerleader coach came in and helped me down. She asked who did this but i was to embarassed to say a bunch of girls gave me the worst wedgie of my life. This was my cross gender wedgie.
by Cheerleader wedgie receiver February 21, 2011
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