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MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.
by nff1987 July 24, 2016
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The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
A single twenty somethings worst nightmare is the wedding year.
by DearUniverse July 16, 2016
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Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.
"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.
by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018
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black tie wedding

a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.
guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!
by guccigirl1738 January 4, 2017
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the red wedding

Fuck george ... i hope he has the red wedding
by John snoow February 1, 2017
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Wedding jewel

A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.

The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.
- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.
by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012
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khaki wedding

1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."

2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
by thebeemarie July 1, 2012
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