When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.
Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.
by BaconRainey October 19, 2021
Get the Wedding Jiesus mug.A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
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The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.
I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!
We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
by Smugumin July 6, 2021
Get the wedding blue-balled mug.A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.
The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.
The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.
by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012
Get the Wedding jewel mug.1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."
2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
by thebeemarie July 1, 2012
Get the khaki wedding mug.When you jizz the in the sleeve of someones jacket sleeve. When the person puts there arm in the sleeve there hand is covered in white.
by Teddy Beab February 21, 2011
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