Left Wanker

Left Wanker. An opinionated, dogmatically-rabid, politics-obsessed partisan to the extreme Left of the political spectrum

Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor.

by Butt Man April 15, 2015

titty wanker

Someone who masturbates womens' breasts to make milk squirt out. Can be used as an insult to show a man's ass kissing.

That guy is such a titty wanker for that chick.

by dictionaryfiend December 15, 2012

Posh wanker

When you go to an all boys school with a posh accent

He's such a posh wanker

by Not peak jess March 4, 2017

Horse Wanker

Someone who is an irritating twat or idiot, or someone who wanks horses

That ginger Dan is a right horse wanker

by Jon Howell June 11, 2006

water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.

That guy has a wankers' hatrick

by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017

Network Wanker

"That guys who is obsessed with networking"

"I'll network you some girls for the party"
"Cheers, network wanker"

by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016