Von Biesmark's law

How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.

I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.

by sedclev April 17, 2017

Crackey Von Batshit

A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.

This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?

by Emogenome February 16, 2019

Sook von sucky

A easily upset person stuck in a incredibly bad situation but, they're still trying to appear fancy so "von" is thrown in there.

I wanted to leave the house but, the governor issued a stay-at-home order. This is seriously sook von sucky!

by BanterBlossom March 26, 2020

Emperor Von

Is this even achievable…? Nobody knows… I’ve never seen one in person

nga did you just say emperor von…?

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear

Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear

by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023

King Vonning

Getting rid of op's on opp block by force

Lil bro: "Bout to go clear them ops"
Big bro: "Yh lets go king vonning g"

by GavinPalmer December 03, 2024

Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

by The Double E August 27, 2023