Vanessa is a very fucking beautiful sexy perfect girl and there is ONLY one of her, she is so fucking perfect that her husband (Jeremiah) creams his pants so much that it overflows out of his pants to the point where it’s a whole pool. It’s true that any guy that looks at her will die because her only true love is Jeremiah
Vanessa is awesome sauce
by skibiditoiletsigma June 30, 2024
Get the Vanessamug. Vanessa is a person who loves to be there for others and always try to be the one who hold a group together, even though she knows there’s no reason to try. Vanessa loves all types of music and enjoys her time living her life. She’s loyal and always there for her friends and family, but don’t take her for a quiet shy one because once you get to know her she’s the life of a party. She will be a bitch if she needs to be don’t play her for no fool.
by Jjjjjjjccccccc November 22, 2021
Get the Vanessamug. by Jerr Kinoff March 11, 2022
Get the Vanessa Hansonmug. Vanessa is a young, smart, and funny girl. She might be aggressive sometimes, but she is a good friend! She’ll get pissed if someone gets on her nerves. But for a good reason. She’ll make you laugh and smile, and will tell funny jokes and stories. She’s one of the bestest friend you could ever have. She’s sometimes a savage, in a good way, but also a great person. If you run into her, then treat her right. Yes, her relationships have been taking some weird turns here and there, but she is brave and that doesn’t stop her from being who she is.
Girl 1: Have you seen Vanessa?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s one of the nicest girls ever.
Boy: Yeah, you said it!
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s one of the nicest girls ever.
Boy: Yeah, you said it!
by ZakFunny March 18, 2022
Get the Vanessamug. by Kool.aid May 10, 2019
Get the Vanessamug. anyone named vanessa, is a little poo poo head. also she loves to eat dog. her middle name is valentina. good day to you all.
by kylethebeetlebile October 27, 2019
Get the vanessamug.