The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 01, 2013
When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.
by Druid4leaf July 15, 2014
JINGLE JANGLE … atsushis personal urinal….. We haven’t known eachother for that long but you’re one of the personals i felt naturally clicked with that they’re wasent an awkward moment even tho i thought u were scary but wtvvv…. Ur one of the sigmaest persons i know and even if id hate to admit it you guys make my bad days so much better by just talking to u losers. I feel like i can say anything in mind and nothings gonna change even tho u talk abt atsushis FEET. EVERY DAY. but yk people have they’re issues but we still love u w them ykkkk anyways know im so grateful that i got to meet u and that we have such a close friendship bc ur so sigma n eventually you’ll become super duper famous n im gonna sell ur autographs that i got for free bc im cool like that and theyre be a point were ur gonna say hi to someone in a con at every corner and i hope at that point im w u complaining abt how famous u r and wtv saying im gonna start a hate page which i will. Want u to know that im by ur side threw anything even if im being a hater thank u for being in my life ur one of the sigmaest thing for this shitty year. I hope we can hangout soon i know it’s gonna be so much fun n i’m gonna talk sm till u get annoyed bro also ur buying me food bc u suck at uno. I love you sigma thankies for being friendsies
Damn there’s a weird person talking abt being atsushi s personal urinal
oh em gee it’s my sigma jelly!!!
oh em gee it’s my sigma jelly!!!
by Ghostwashere December 22, 2024
The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.
by Stoner Kathy November 20, 2017
“Timothy Charlemagne eats the famous dish ratatouille every evening while watching pornography while drinking out of the infamous Jimmy urine pee bottle.”
by freaky.sebastian June 18, 2024
by bigmassivecuntbag May 29, 2021
That one kid who hates maths so needs to piss every 4 seconds and if miss / sir sais no they piss up the walls.
by shower in stella June 29, 2021