A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...
k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?
by KentuckyChick =] December 17, 2010
Get the Unicorn Tamingmug. A current internet sensation that has swept the world, a brilliant conglomeration of colours, explosions and tacky 90's pop has been combined to create possibly the greatest accomplishment of mankind.
All other achievements and feats should be considered redundant under the awe of robot unicorn.
All other achievements and feats should be considered redundant under the awe of robot unicorn.
34 BC: The lord blessed the world with Jesus
2010 AD: The lord blessed the world with a far superior gift, Robot Unicorn
Joe: Hey man you finished that graduates essay?
Bob: Nah fuck that dude I was seshing it on robot unicorn
2010 AD: The lord blessed the world with a far superior gift, Robot Unicorn
Joe: Hey man you finished that graduates essay?
Bob: Nah fuck that dude I was seshing it on robot unicorn
by big_bird69 August 24, 2010
Get the Robot Unicornmug. 1. A horse 2. Something trying to be more than it is. This is a popular phrase from Upright Citizen's Brigade Season 1 Episode 6 entitled: The Story of the Toad. The eager horse Harry believes that he is a magical hornless unicorn.
by Snarf77 November 1, 2006
Get the hornless unicornmug. by A country Motherfucker March 15, 2019
Get the Vanilla Unicornmug. A mystical company that originated in San Francisco in 2019, launched at Dreamforce with two unicorns outfits and has been growing at rate of 300% every month.
Their motto is “be different”, and will be replacing school systems. Check them out: unicorns.co
Their motto is “be different”, and will be replacing school systems. Check them out: unicorns.co
by unicorns.hq February 13, 2020
Get the Chasing Unicornsmug. The ultimate vessel of all that is good in the world and beyond. It delivers rainbows to all the sad little orphans and shoots its marshmallow laser to destroy evil and sadness. Also has a pretty sick rainbow mane.
Hey, what was that flying past right before it started to rain marshmallows?
It was the space unicorn, traveling through the stars, delivering the rainbows all around the world.
It was the space unicorn, traveling through the stars, delivering the rainbows all around the world.
by warsy March 21, 2011
Get the SPACE UNICORNmug. Deep, untouched virgin snow that creates a magical euphoric feeling when skiing or snowboarding through it.
by GypsyLizzy March 30, 2010
Get the Unicorn Powdermug.