Unicorned

The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.

Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.

Teggs: Sucks to be him.

by NJITdrinksFACE July 7, 2010

unicorn fan club

The oldest and most powerful organization in the world which yielded members like justin bieber and rebecca black. The club is not open to all and it fancies a weird initiation process unknown to the outside world. The member is supposed to show how gay or sissy he or she is in front of the "chosen unicorn" . Basically this is the dream society for most of the girls and 1/3rd of the male population.

Dick: Hey scooter , guess what I just got initiated into the unicorn fan club.

Scooter:(blushing)-Oh my God!!!Oh my God !! Oh my God!!
I'm gonna kill you!!!

by iam8 August 12, 2012

Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.

The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.

by Chashmonit December 19, 2010

Space unicorn

A unicorn that lives among the stars. Space unicorns have large, beautiful wings and long flowing hair, they come in many colors.

"The gorgeous space unicorn fled into the milky way"

by St.George SK October 31, 2004

Blind Unicorn Sex

During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.

“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”

by Tiddlydinkydoo May 30, 2018

unicorn blood

any substance that will bring you back to life even if you are an inch from death. ( the term death in this context is liberally used in reference to a hangover or other state of sickness or depravity). could be any thing from Loratabs and cocaine to Robitussin and liquor.

John: hey Bill your looking rough, and we have a long day, are you OK?

Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying

John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.

Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level

by pornstar850 February 4, 2010

unicorn

Young girls that have three ways with couples (woman and a man)

Hubbie and I are still looking for our Unicorn..

by april February 16, 2004