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Uber Lazy

Taking an Uber for a embarrassingly short ride.
"We could walk the 6 blocks to the concert but I'm feeling Uber lazy."
by Kevbo72 November 24, 2019
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Uber Nap

Uber Nap

1- Noun (An uber-nap)
2- Verb (To uber-nap, uber-napping)

An uber nap is a nap consisting of over 2 hours, but underneath 8. Since it doesn't constitute the full eight hours, it doesn't count as a full night's sleep.

Other ways to turn sleep into an uber-nap: Sleeping during the day- ubernap. Sleeping in the day, but waking up at night, however, isn't an uber-nap.

If you sleep during the night, however, from start to finish, the maximum hours spent asleep must be 6 or under (75% or less), so credible deniability can be had when asked if you slept.
Leon falls asleep at 1 o'clock. He wakes up at 6 o'clock. It is still day time. He has taken an Uber Nap.

Thomas falls asleep at 3 o'clock. He wakes up at 9 o'clock. Since it has become nightfall, he has slept.

Ashleigh falls asleep at 9 o'clock. She wakes up at 1 o'clock in the morning. She has taken an Uber nap
by Lee Lee Declis August 6, 2010
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Uber Run

Ordering an uber from a nearby restaurant and seeing if you can jerk off before it arrives.
"I see Uber is now in our area"
"Yeah dude a tried an Uber Run last night"
by Millennial_Falcon95 November 1, 2019
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Uber-managing

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)
John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..
by stinkynutz February 3, 2010
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uber-exubilant

The feeling of euphoria one gets upon arriving at the office and being told that the annoying twat who sits opposite you has been run over by a bus.
"You're fucking kidding? Bobbo's been run over by a bus? Whoo-hoo! I'm uber-exubilant, dude!"
by Corky Powell November 10, 2005
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uber wave

To wave at your uber driver with your smartphone in your hand indicating that yes you did order an uber.
While standing on the curb I raised my hand towards the cab driver in an uber wave and he pulled up.
by haleinator September 24, 2013
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Uber tasking

"what you up to"

"well I'm downloading music, uploading coursework , sending emails, checking text messages, sorting spreadsheets, organising my diary, cooking the family dinner, ordering fish online and creating wicked definitions for the urban dictionary team"

"Man your uber tasking"
by Rummage kerfuffle September 18, 2009
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