Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 08, 2010
A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.
He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
by KimchiNoodle June 10, 2010
A Pointless Tattoo. Normally worn on the upper arm or accross the shoulders. The male version of a 'tramp stamp'. Usually tribal markings. Great if you are from a Polynesian Island but pointless if you if live in the suburbs.
Michael worked in a factory by day but a night he liked to wear a sleeveless shirt to show off his twat tatts. Then every one would know he still a free spirit at heart and may be a little bit hard as well.
by df1968 August 21, 2011
by catzillarumgirl November 11, 2007
by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009
When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
by Sonny Black Monster June 25, 2012
Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"
Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"
Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"
by 4011446 April 17, 2009