Vitamin Trumpet

A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.

"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"

"use your vitamin trumpet"

Vitamin Trumpet by theantiscro May 11, 2014

soggy trumpet 

A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.

Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me

soggy trumpet by Reptar77 December 16, 2014

Chubby Trumpet 

When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.

Man,I begged my girl to give me a Chubby Trumpet last night. Sadly, she said no.

Chubby Trumpet by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015

Sloppy Trumpet 

1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.

Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.

Sloppy Trumpet by dougfischer August 17, 2015

lesbian trumpet kiss 

A kiss done when 2 female trumpet players make the bells of their trumpets touch. While making sucking noises through the mouth piece.

That was a great lesbian trumpet kiss

lesbian trumpet kiss by Dragon music November 28, 2015

Spanish trumpet 

The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia

You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet

Spanish trumpet by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016

wolf trumpet 

A loud parping sound with a rising and falling pitch, directed towards someone to express sexual attraction or admiration, when said someone is so sexually attractive that a mere whistle is not sufficient.

"Fuck me! She's so hot, she deseves a wolf trumpet!"

wolf trumpet by Shortyellowscienceteacher December 22, 2016