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Trial Bias

A form of cognitive and rhetorical bias where any discussion is treated as a courtroom trial, with one side arbitrarily assigned the burden of proof and held to impossibly high evidentiary standards while the other side merely issues demands. The biased participant acts as judge and prosecutor, constantly moving the goalposts (“prove it,” “that’s not proof,” “source?”) while never offering any evidence for their own position. Trial bias transforms dialogue into an adversarial interrogation where the target is presumed guilty until they meet an unmeetable standard.
Example: “He kept demanding ‘peer‑reviewed evidence’ for every casual observation, yet provided none for his own sweeping claims—trial bias, turning conversation into a rigged courtroom.”
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026
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Spoodurance Trials

The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.

The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.

The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.

Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
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Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.
I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.
by Chris 29 March 7, 2008
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presidential trial

A trial in which neither evidence nor witnesses are presented.
Bill Cosby demanded a presidential trial after hearing about them.
by comofo February 1, 2020
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Faris Tripalovic

An U18 player in the youth academy of FK Zeljeznicar.
Have you seen Faris Tripalovic?
Yes he is a great talent!
by Dunkin2734 January 25, 2021
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Fair trial

A trial run by a judge known to you to testalye from your 14 the year responsible for ruining a career education and childhood The same judge who lied to expell you from school giving your mom cancer
There is no such thing as a fair trial if you're poverty
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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Your Trial Has Expired

Shown after switching Inventor Professional 2018 from multi-user to single-user.
Your Trial Has Expired, What?
by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
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