traffic jam

When one person spreads their butt cheeks, while a second person deficates into the other's rectum.

At the sm club I tried a traffic jam for the first time.

by Tuckin Fypos June 4, 2005

trafficated

1. to be hindered by traffic.
2. to be consumed by cars while participating in bumper to bumper driving.

wow.. sorry i'm late, the freeway was extremely trafficated

by Ali Haggerty August 5, 2008

TrafficJam

When people in a conversation all start talking at the same time!

( "I tho.."
Same time《 "Hey.."

( "We.."

Sametime or separate {"TrafficJam! "

by No Love, Ends Life July 31, 2016

Traffic hour

3:30-9:30

Don’t come over until after traffic hour.

by Traffichour January 11, 2018

Vampire Traffic

noun : When there is a halting or slowing down of cars on a major highway all because they saw the sun shinning in their eyes and are so frightened that they need to slam on their brakes.

This is usually done by morons that don't know their car is equipped with a visor to prevent exactly this occurrence.
Also more common in areas after an overpass, or after a highway wall.
It will ruin your life because you'll realize that you just sat in traffic because a couple of people thought the giant yellow thing was going to kill them and slowed down to a crawl.

"Sorry Im late I was driving on the LIE when I hit some bad Vamire traffic."

"just had to replace my bumper because of some vampire traffic."

by T.J.X February 21, 2010

Dutch Traffic Jam

When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.

On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.

by WTFuck July 10, 2014

back of the traffic lights

You get these from somebody when they wanna know your going the wrong way with it and need to turn around. Basically it means they aren't tolerating what your doing and have a problem with it

Jimmy: Hey girl you lookin good what's your name?

Cindy: Why you wanna know that?

Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?

Cindy: Why?

Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch

(2 hours later)

Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier

Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?

Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed

by OpticalEpilepsy June 6, 2010