Trafficer

a large bag or purse carried to a party that traffics alcohol into the party. this bag of alcohol, to some, seems to have a never ending supply.

"what is that?"
"my trusty trafficer, want a beer?"

by flat116guh March 28, 2009

san francisco traffic jam

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt

Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.

by blane green January 30, 2014

Trafficked

Adv. To be dragged about town, resulting in prolonged hours waiting in traffic.

Me: “How was your night?”
Friend: “I got trafficked. The cab got lost, and it took us 2 ours to get back from Victory Monument!”
Me: “Dude, you got trafficked.”

by JonKitsune April 5, 2009

Child Trafficking

When you suck a man off until he cums in your mouth, then pretend to swallow, and kiss him and push it in his mouth.

"We wanted to try something new so I did some child trafficking

by Faggot696969 April 28, 2017

Traffic vibes

When you get relentless, car shaking road head and you ejaculate on the roof.

Guy 1: Bro I was stuck in traffic and the next thing I know shes unzippin my pants. She starts suckin hard and the car starts shakin.
Guy 2: Traffic Vibes hard.
Guy 1: bro The roof of my car is white.

by TwoGirlsInTheBack January 27, 2018

Traffic64

Traffic64 is a hot single dude in your area in blue hat and overalls. He is so funny he makes you laugh!

Wow isn't that dude hot? He looks like Traffic64

by MucusLukas May 26, 2021

non-traffic

the lack of traffic.

wow, there sure is a lot of non-traffic!

we ran into a lot of non-traffic on the way home.

the non traffic during anti-rush hour was fabulous.

by josh davis20 January 12, 2008