World Tour

To listen to music and dance while home alone. Usually pretending to be a famous pop star or singer.

Cierra: “ sorry I can’t talk on the phone I’m doing my Madonna world tour”

Me “wow can you send me your setlist when you’re done”

by Stacy Bang February 3, 2019

shit tour

The act of making very drunken mistakes over a few days time frame

“Wow Kayla is drinking tequila tonight, she’s going on a shit tour”

by Littycity3 June 3, 2018

Fuck you tour

When you and the boys full send a whole weekend in honor of the boys you are sending it with

Osvaldo and Richard better be ready to put a dozen down the hatch, the Fuck You Tour simply isn’t finished.

by Clementine Woollysocks March 15, 2019

norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.

Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.

by Imtfbundy September 12, 2017

slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.

by SoSerene October 27, 2017

80's Comeback Tour

The act of being temporarily obsessed with a movie, actor, song, artist, game or television show from the 80's and gloating to peers and family about how "good times used to be", ironically this predominantly occurs in people who were either to young to remember or weren't alive during the 80's

Guy 1: I've then watching a whole bunch of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies lately

Guy 2: stop it man, you having a 80's Comeback Tour

by Definitions for dayz April 23, 2017