partner tour

Describing one that has too many exes in a short amount of time

Person 1: dude, Adam is walking with his 7th girlfriend this month!
Person 2: thats crazy, he’s literally on a partner tour!
Adam: shut the fuck up

by ₽eri September 21, 2025

ma-tour

An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.

I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.

by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018

self tour

To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.

Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.

Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?

Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!

by FellowGonzalez August 1, 2022

Tour de Grindr

A "tour de Grindr" is often used humorously or colloquially to describe a situation where someone actively explores or engages with multiple people on Grindr in a short period. It can imply a casual or fast-paced approach to dating, hookups, or socializing via the app, sometimes even across different locations in a city or while traveling.

Freshly single and feeling adventurous, Marco embarked on a tour de Grindr, hopping from one hookup to the next like it was a competitive sport.

by johnsonmyjohnson February 20, 2025

World Tour

To listen to music and dance while home alone. Usually pretending to be a famous pop star or singer.

Cierra: “ sorry I can’t talk on the phone I’m doing my Madonna world tour”

Me “wow can you send me your setlist when you’re done”

by Stacy Bang February 3, 2019

Diarrhea Tour

Finding multiple random places to have a bowel movement

My dog ate my daughters toys, then went on a diarrhea tour of my house to get rid of them.

by Lilstew5 November 14, 2012

tour talk

When half ass musicians, gossip backstage about what they wanna do next and how they can help you out etc.

I hung out with Jay rock backstage He gave me a whole bunch of bullshit about this and that how’s he’s going to hook us up with a label and booking agent just a bunch Tour Talk

by Krazy Tom January 31, 2025