Osvaldo and Richard better be ready to put a dozen down the hatch, the Fuck You Tour simply isn’t finished.
by Clementine Woollysocks March 15, 2019
Get the Fuck you tourmug. When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter
Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.
by Flxke January 20, 2021
Get the Kobe's Helicopter Tourmug. A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans
Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"
by Merc2009 December 20, 2023
Get the Ro-Hockey World Tourmug. Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.
Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
by Day3Tourist October 21, 2018
Get the tourmug. n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.
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by gnostic3 February 13, 2020
Get the final stones tourmug. by Toursfor$69 December 25, 2020
Get the Asking for a tourmug. Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.
by Thinos February 9, 2025
Get the It’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tourmug.