Toot Toot

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming

When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”

by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025

Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled

person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021

brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

Toot Toot

A word to mimic the sound a fart makes.

She farted while twerking and it made a noise like "toot toot".

by KittyPooper May 12, 2022

Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020

toot sloot

A male or female that has a sexual fetish of flatulance (farts)

david: my girl has got a sexy fart box
Ryan: you sound like a real toot sloot

by Toot sloot 69 May 4, 2016

Toots

Woman with saggy breasts or a man with sagggy balls

“Did you see Emily? Her nick name is now toots”

by Yourmomgay1273799 December 4, 2021