By Charles' calculations it would take about 30 minutes to walk to the the local discotheque.
As he had time to kill he decided to take a long cut through a new neighborhood.
12 minutes later Charles saw the unmistakeable lights emanating from the disco and thought to himself 'man I wanted to take it slow, but all the time I was cutting butter'
As he had time to kill he decided to take a long cut through a new neighborhood.
12 minutes later Charles saw the unmistakeable lights emanating from the disco and thought to himself 'man I wanted to take it slow, but all the time I was cutting butter'
by Eug_2000 June 12, 2013

(As defined my Maddox) - That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.
by Boots Mgee December 9, 2007

Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.
by Respect the 90’s baby June 30, 2021

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.
"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother
Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013

Someone who is clumsy with objects, and tends to let them slip out of their hands. Someone who can't hold anything without dropping it. Can be used as an insult.
by Rokon June 26, 2006

The pussy juice that builds up on your panties. Even better if you haven't showered for a week and wear the same panties at all times. YUM!
by fahqu May 30, 2009

The substance that accumulates in the crevice between the buttocks. Typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. Known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.
by Lenny Rowan October 11, 2004
