Carpet Grapes

The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.

I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.

by Wine Geeks January 9, 2011

white grapes

grapes that are actually green

dang lookit those white grapes

bro those are green

by Sierra Emme August 27, 2015

grape drank

itz that drank thats served cold in hotlanta. could be served by tha jug. ex. jugga-drank
how to make - 1 cup of drank, 1 jolly rancher, some st. ives body wash (only in that purple stuff.. nah mean?)

what u kno bout that grape drank?

by trap star May 12, 2006

grape jelly

greasy hair, love dur love, blink 182 poser, writing on pants, slurred speech, gross, brush it off, ten feet, the nastiest thing ever, get it away, GOD HELP HIM!

omg that person is sooo grape jelly.
ew, god that annoying person should date grape jelly.
YUCK RUB MY GRAPE JELLY!
i can be like grape jelly.
why dont you like me? maybe its your greasy grape jelly hair.

by lovedurlove March 24, 2007

grape ape

a fat black guy preferabley over 400 pounds

Godamn that is one big Grape Ape

by Anthony Clark January 24, 2006

Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

dark grape

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.

V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009