thick

In English english, stupid, not very bright.

George Bush Jnr (shrub) gives the distinct impression that he's a bit THICK
THICK as pie meat.
THICK as Pigshit
THICK as Monkey spunk etc

by doc Johnson October 16, 2003

Thick Cunt

An Alarm and CCTV pretend engineer that can’t wire a plug and also has the name of Ross

Ross is a thick cunt

by Mrng17 October 21, 2018

thicker than a bih

1.a girl who is very thick
a term used in the tampa bay area
2.term used to describe a packed placed

1.damnnn cuh that girl is thicker than a bih!!!
2. damnnn cuh the club is thicker than a bih tonite!!!

by thickerthanu09 September 24, 2007

Thick Nick

When someone was once fat, then lost all the weight, but still act like a fat kid.

Dude, even though you're down to 180, you're still just a Thick Nick.

by The Bob Man April 12, 2009

thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.

My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.

by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016

Turp Thickener

When a plug fills half the cart with useless, cancer causing chemicals, that make you feel no bueno.

Boy 1: I bought a cart but it makes me feel funny

Boy 2: It probably has Turp Thickener in it.

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

cock me thick

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.

In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..

by jimissobored January 4, 2015