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traveling asshole

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.
Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?
by NicLydon April 15, 2017
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Travel Pants

A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !
Have you seen the size of big Robbo's bollox ? he's deffo got his Travel pants on
by The Purple Helmet May 5, 2022
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Space travel

I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.
Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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travelism

when you discriminate against people who travel during a pandemic
I've been a victim of travelism by Alex for going to another state on vacation.
by ornatemustache January 4, 2021
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Travel errant

When your husband gives you a permit to travel abroad and you use some type of illegal distribution of contraband across most of the common broadways?
Tom; yƩ meate I gave Vicky a fat travel errant
Redg: swr she only got a place out last night?!
by Coffeechimp September 1, 2022
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travel 2024

pati, andra and payola's iconic trip to romania šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜
person a: ugh i'm so sad let's do something fun
person b: yes let's pull a travel 2024
by milflover1989 January 20, 2021
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Travellers

A group of blokes who get on the gear regularly and never know what tf is going to happen next.
ā€œGreetings Travellers!ā€
by Bitty_Trave September 18, 2019
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