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tour

Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.

Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.

If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.

Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.

See also Domestic Touring
"Now we're touring"
"I love tour"
"Never trust a fart on day 3 of tour"
by Day3Tourist October 21, 2018
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ma-tour

An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.
I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.
by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018
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partner tour

Describing one that has too many exes in a short amount of time
Person 1: dude, Adam is walking with his 7th girlfriend this month!
Person 2: thats crazy, he’s literally on a partner tour!
Adam: shut the fuck up
by ₽eri September 21, 2025
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self tour

To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.
Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.

Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?

Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!
by FellowGonzalez August 1, 2022
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tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)
1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.
by e i e i o June 15, 2007
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Tour de Grindr

A "tour de Grindr" is often used humorously or colloquially to describe a situation where someone actively explores or engages with multiple people on Grindr in a short period. It can imply a casual or fast-paced approach to dating, hookups, or socializing via the app, sometimes even across different locations in a city or while traveling.
Freshly single and feeling adventurous, Marco embarked on a tour de Grindr, hopping from one hookup to the next like it was a competitive sport.
by johnsonmyjohnson February 20, 2025
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World Tour

To listen to music and dance while home alone. Usually pretending to be a famous pop star or singer.
Cierra: “ sorry I can’t talk on the phone I’m doing my Madonna world tour”

Me “wow can you send me your setlist when you’re done
by Stacy Bang February 3, 2019
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