Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.

Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

I hate the Battle of the Parkers.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

scott parker

the greatest footballer alive. Unrivaled in terms of his passing ability, shot power, and awesomeness. He will surely go down as one of the greatest soccer players who ever lived.

"Did you see that 35 yard rip from Scott Parker?!"

by King of the Sands September 18, 2011

Parker House

adj. or n. -a nickname for a person who is always thinking of sex. They are known for wanting to take it to the next level. They tend to be sexy and often have the topic of sex come up in their conversations.

"Oh my gosh! Michelle is such a Parker House!"

by wil_roc_u May 25, 2009

Thats a Parker

Reffering to Parker brand feminine hygiene pruducts i.e. douches. The term is used to call out someone when they are being rude, and or, acting like a jack ass.

Dude, thats a parker.

by Garner April 20, 2008

tia parker

Inserting the lips into the slimy sludge gates and rapidly moving them (like horses lips) this causes the movement of shit into the mouth, it is then gargled onto the face.

Last night I did a tia parker on my girlfriend

by queen of vagina December 4, 2014