The Naked Man 

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.

I used the naked man the other night.

The Naked Man by Buckleboy December 15, 2008

The Fog Man 

On the foggiest night of the year they say the fog man will appear he controls the fog and can disappear at will he says he can buy you alcohol and tells you to meet at a church but he will never show until you are leaving and then when you turn around he’ll be gone when you come back he’ll request you leave $10 for him and come back but no one knows what happens if you leave the money

They say if you leave $10 in a church parking lot for The Fog Man you’ll never see it agin

The Fog Man by Ram ranch AA meeting January 22, 2021

jerry the asian man 

Jerry the asian man is the best sort of man there is. jerry the asian man is calm and smart

you are such a jerry the asian man

jerry the asian man by BigSee November 13, 2018

The Goose-Man

A sex act involving a guy ejaculating on a girl's body without her noticing, then licking it off and pretending it never happened.

It is said that the origin of the word comes from the the french expression : "oiseaux mangeur", which means eating like a goose. Goose, in when eating together, tend to eat very fast as if they hide the food in their throats.

Hey! Did you pull out the Goose-man on me?

The Goose-Man by ipcvideofilms November 17, 2010

Marcus the black man 

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

Marcus the black man by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

slapping the black man's knee by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015

the UPS man 

someone who delivers either in the sack or in general

shit son...gadel is the UPS man

the UPS man by the jr ups man May 4, 2004