When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.
Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023
Get the left bastardmug. A phrase used by the Ballinger fandom after a twitter user referred to Rachel Ballinger as the girl on the left.
"The girl on the left didn't even know what jojo siwa was saying"
"The girl on the left---??? Rachel deserves better"
"The girl on the left---??? Rachel deserves better"
by local rat August 4, 2018
Get the the girl on the leftmug. With the popular app Kik, it is defined as leaving people ( specifically women) on message delivered ( or on D).
by ElYeffe May 27, 2020
Get the Left on drewmug. by Finnish Bolshevik August 22, 2022
Get the Left-a-Smokemug. by anonymous April 8, 2021
Get the left kneemug. 
A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.
<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.
According to the left test, she's like-new.
by midinerd September 11, 2016
Get the left testmug.