Knee Worker

A person who pays the bill by working on their knees

When Your in Sandy or Southern Illinois it's custom to see Knee Workers disguising as wives.

by Johnny B OX June 30, 2015

Knee mail

Blow job, especially a sloppy one.

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same

by xx-satu May 3, 2021

Knee Dicker

You’re willing to get on some dirty ass floor to suck some dick, meaning you a thirsty whore. Also that you would do it for a check or for some 3 dollars if you’re broke.

“Are you friends with Jessica? No shes a knee dicker.”
“You’re a knee dicker”

by nawhbeans January 25, 2021

middle knee

The inbetween knee, if you know what I mean

Dude, she touched my middle knee!

by STEELFIRE3698 November 1, 2018

Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.

Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?

by Dr. Andy Loco April 23, 2023

Army Knees

A condition brought on by military service where the knees hurt beyond what would be considered normal. Usually, the Department of Veterans affairs will deny the existence of the condition so that they can deny paying the veteran compensation. Any injury or aggravation made worse by military service.

My classmate Derrick D. says he suffers from Army Knees and it is difficult for him to sit or stand for prolonged periods because he was a paratrooper.

My knees are in terrible shape because we ran in boots when I joined the Army.

by Carlos Alano January 12, 2017

Knee Sex

The lastest and greatest form of sex. It is done when two knees are pushed and rubbed together. It usually causes brusing.

Omg look at the bruises on her knee, she must of had some good knee sex last night!

You're a knee sex slut!

by Blnde14 January 20, 2009