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my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
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German Blood Hound

During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.
by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Out Hound

A Cad or a bounder. A debaucherous ladies man who will take you out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call.
Said to a friend when he has taken a ladie home for the evening.

"Nice one Out Hound. Split her!"
by Andy Howell June 25, 2007
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Rice Hound

A racial term for any asian ever made since the beginning of time. This includes the nerdy kind, the kind that like kung fu, the musically inclined, the gangster type of even the ones that are just kinda there.
LOOK! A rice hound in the fields!
by Master Rice Hound April 27, 2011
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Surround Hound

Trying to share a couch with 3 dogs
I was trying to chill on the couch last night but the dogs were all trying to get on the couch with me at the same time. It was total state of Surround Hound.
by Ninja Alphagirl December 31, 2020
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Fluff Hound

When your ass hair grows too much and it gets to the point where you can’t shit.
I need to shave my ass I’m having fluff hounds!
by bruthathebrutha June 2, 2018
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