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Fuck Gnomes

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
by joor79 August 9, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Gnomesmug.

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
mugGet the Grass Gnomesmug.

Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's
If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023
mugGet the Jewish gnomemug.

herd of gnome

A gathering of pussies while a truck is passing by with priceless artifacts from Egypt.
Wanna join my herd of gnome?
by youngmistro13 February 20, 2010
mugGet the herd of gnomemug.

Gnome(niss)

When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.
I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.
by Cat on the Hat March 14, 2011
mugGet the Gnome(niss)mug.

Gnoming

When your on the sesh and you go round looking for garden/lawn ornaments to steal, (preferably gnomes) to add to your collection of stuff you’ve stolen on messy Mandy nights with the lads.
“ once we’ve done a couple lines do you wanna go gnoming”
by Sesh club 7 June 12, 2018
mugGet the Gnomingmug.

Honey Gnome

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad
by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023
mugGet the Honey Gnomemug.

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