Vibrating tooth brush

tool used to masterbate girls, thrust the end without the bristles up..

"she always masterbated with her finger, now she uses a vibrating tooth brush"

by lions and tigers and bears December 28, 2005

with a fine tooth comb

(adverb) very carefully.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Clean as a Hounds Tooth

This is a saying used by people in the southern U.S. to imply that a person or organization is without corruption or completely honest.

Buford: I hear that the 34th Precinct of the Atlanta Police Force has Cops on the take.
Bubba: No that's not true,I hear that they are Clean as a Hounds Tooth.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

tooth fairy agnostic

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy

I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.

by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009

saber-tooth tiger

A woman hitting on younger men whose age puts her far beyond the "cougar" category

I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.

by The Eta July 2, 2009

tooth to gum ratio

the ratio of gums to teeth in a person's mouth.

If someone has large gums and small teeth that is bad tooth to gum ratio and vice versa.

"Damn his smile is kinda scary, it looks like he has baby teeth and adult size gums - total bad tooth to gum ratio!"

by BeanSprout December 18, 2011

Dead Tooth Theory

In a competition, there are two clear favorites and then some other garbage. One of the favorites has to take a loss. When this happens, the other competitors cannot be moved ahead of the loser simply because of the loss. See example for correct application of said theory.

Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.

by THE_HERD November 4, 2011