Makelele rule

A rule commonly used in console football (soccer) games (mainly FIFA or PES) where French international and player of limited offensive skill, Claude Makelele is allowed an unhindered shot at goal from anywhere outside the penalty area.

Person 1: "Bill you malaka, you should have run in and shot, the Makelele rule was in effect"

by gidigbi May 15, 2013

rule uno

Whenever you are in a math class, you MUST have a deck of uno cards. Type doesn't matter, just have a deck.

Teacher: that's all we have for today. Take a break
Students: *sit there and do nothing*
Nerd in the back: rule uno
Students: *start tryharding at uno*

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

HEGATRONS RULE

Hegarty likes to make you believe that your opinions matter. They dont. 'This is not a democracy.'

Hegatrons Rule : Dicatorship.

Person: 'Can we play football outside?'
Hegarty: 'Yes,' Proceeds to lock all doors.

by Liam Castellas May 19, 2022

The Toothpaste Rule

It is a term for a day of adjustment.It is a rule where when you change something, it takes one day to adjust. Like when you buy a new tube of toothpaste and use it for the first time you find it awful but the next time you totally forget about it. Or when you drive on the other side of the road in another country , it takes one day to adjust to the change.

"Oh, it's like the toothpaste rule"

"It's exactly like the toothpaste rule , I'm gonna call of the toothpaste rule "

"No,no Burnie, it's the toothpaste rule. Anything that takes a day now — toothpaste rule."

"I'll see you next toothpaste rule "

by Piewarrior June 20, 2016

Niedens Rule

Ability to adjust rules according to what is needed to win an argument, game, etc

I'm sorry, we are invoking Niedens Rule so your logic no longer applies.

by Thirsteez April 2, 2015

rule 360

If a 15-year-old girl or older is wearing shorts or pants that show off their ass, you have permission to drop kick them.

Girl 1: OOH! I love your shorts! SO CUTE!
Girl 2: I know! It shows off my bubble ass very well *shakes it*
Boy: RULE 360!!!!!! *kicks her ass outta there*

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021

Bottle Rules

Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.

Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.

by DSeanK January 16, 2015