A zesty pedophile who likes to take advantage of younger boys and only boys. It is also someone who has a micro-penis, approximately 3cm when hard.
by Dagisgay April 3, 2025
Get the Phillipmug. A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“
„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“
„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“
by DillDough69 June 14, 2022
Get the Jan-Phillipmug. A Phillip is a time unit which is equivalent to 122,5 hours.
A Phillip is the time it takes for a Phillip to get a timefish.
A Phillip is the time it takes for a Phillip to get a timefish.
by Warudo July 23, 2018
Get the Phillipmug. Is most likely a fat ass who actually likes to work. Sike that nigga lazy as fuck and can’t express his feelings to no one cause they don’t care. R.I.P his feelings
by Big heavy dick slanderous bot May 30, 2021
Get the Phillipmug. (Not all Phillips ofc)
A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
Person 1: ugh Phillip has been annoying me all day trying to flirt
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
by I gtg now June 27, 2021
Get the Phillipmug. He is the funniest and coolest person you will ever meet they will be shy at first but when you take the time to be their friend they will be so funny and they will make you feel good. They will probably be your best friend
Gorol 1: Wow who by holy name be that bucco ye over yonder
Boy: Thats Phillip he do be makin me feel like a squirrel in a dome ye down 3k leagues beneath the sea
Gorol 2: Hey "Gorol 1" go kick rocks you skallywag
Gorol 1: That why you shoe rachet and you be smellin rancid wit cho off brand shaqs in that gyat dam TJ Max bargin bin potato sack lookin ass fit you be wearin you just mad beacuse you aint got no motion with cho Dusty,Crusty,Musty ass lookin cut you be lookin like sakura with yo damaged ass hair being shorter than yo time you spent with yo dad.
Gorol 2: No th-this caint be
Boy:No I am your Father
Gorol 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrence: Say Terrence what do yo-
Boy: Who TF are you?
Terrence: NAGASAKI
*EXPLOSION*
Boy: Thats Phillip he do be makin me feel like a squirrel in a dome ye down 3k leagues beneath the sea
Gorol 2: Hey "Gorol 1" go kick rocks you skallywag
Gorol 1: That why you shoe rachet and you be smellin rancid wit cho off brand shaqs in that gyat dam TJ Max bargin bin potato sack lookin ass fit you be wearin you just mad beacuse you aint got no motion with cho Dusty,Crusty,Musty ass lookin cut you be lookin like sakura with yo damaged ass hair being shorter than yo time you spent with yo dad.
Gorol 2: No th-this caint be
Boy:No I am your Father
Gorol 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrence: Say Terrence what do yo-
Boy: Who TF are you?
Terrence: NAGASAKI
*EXPLOSION*
by Sponge John Circle Pantalones March 22, 2023
Get the Phillipmug. Face red and words spelt wrong. The Phillip Effect is when you get to tilted from a video game that you lose all english ability. You begin stuttering on your words and making a general arse of yourself.
Person 1: I frokcin hete u
Person 2: Shit, The Phillip Effect in it's finest
Person 2: This guys gone full dyslexic
Person 2: Shit, The Phillip Effect in it's finest
Person 2: This guys gone full dyslexic
by EllisMills June 7, 2018
Get the The Phillip Effectmug.