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Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.
Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.
by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025
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attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.
Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”
by strawberrynightcrawler April 9, 2024
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Mule Skinner

derogatory word to describe an uneducated unintelligent black person.
hey what do you know about bill?

Billy is a real mule skinner.
by fluby1209 May 1, 2024
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Amish Mule

When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.

Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.

Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”

Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”

Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”

“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”

“YES!! I love blood punch!”
by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026
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