Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.
Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.
Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.
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person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."
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