Someone who gives hobos a lick to make them feel better, or licks the wounds when they are bleeding.
"Oh look at that poor hobo he's bleeding everywhere i'd better go and lick him better", then the hobo says"oh you have saved my life how can i ever thank you hobo licker".
by random joker March 5, 2011

To attack someone with bodily force and a reckless disregard for one's own safety. Alternatively, to forcefully sift through a garbage receptacle in search of foodstuffs.
"Good God, Chuck really hobo-slammed that guy at the bar. I'm not sure who took more damage."
Alternative use: "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I wanna Hobo-Slam a couple dumpsters outside the grocery store. I'm hoping I can get some of that sea bass the wife likes."
Alternative use: "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I wanna Hobo-Slam a couple dumpsters outside the grocery store. I'm hoping I can get some of that sea bass the wife likes."
by Orsom Thane November 9, 2018

When wondering around your local town, you may recognise the regular homeless people wondering around the streets. Connect hobo is where you must find and name four hobos in one day. the first person to four wins!
by ellytots October 23, 2008

Ever want a root beer float but cant find any ice cream. This drink is the thing for you. fill a glass half full with ice then pour in half milk and half root beer (preferably A&W) then stir and voila you've got an easier to make cheaper root beer float with all the taste and none of the hassle
"I could go for a root beer float right about now." - guy 1
"we got any ice cream?" - genius
"dang it i think we ate it all!" - guy 1
"if we got milk we got hobo floats!" - genius
"holy crap your a genius" - guy 1
"we got any ice cream?" - genius
"dang it i think we ate it all!" - guy 1
"if we got milk we got hobo floats!" - genius
"holy crap your a genius" - guy 1
by DonCapernicus August 3, 2011

1. n. a half or whole barrel with fuel, used for warming the hands when lit
2. n. a sexual act involving sexual intercourse in a pile of garbage, while wrapped in newspaper.
2. n. a sexual act involving sexual intercourse in a pile of garbage, while wrapped in newspaper.
1. Jimbo cooked his rat sandwich over the communal hobo heater.
2. Cindy loves hobo heaters, the smell of rotting vegetables gets her more aroused than anything else.
2. Cindy loves hobo heaters, the smell of rotting vegetables gets her more aroused than anything else.
by M. Monroe January 19, 2009

Super intense kissing, like normal kissing, except dirtier (and sometimes bloody, that's just what happens when you don't have a dental plan)
(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
by ANNE[[monster]] February 21, 2009

After the bowl has been smoked, or the joint has been toked, what remains is the "hobo hoot." There is the possibility of getting some smoke from it, but it will probably be half resin, and will undoubtedly taste awful. It refers mostly to the smoking of marijuana, but can refer to anything in the proper context.
by Kristin. February 26, 2007
