Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024
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gnome pilled

my mate sid is so gnome pilled and based
by opiumreal April 12, 2023
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gnome pilled

“i’m so gnome pilled and based” - my mate sid
by opiumreal April 12, 2023
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Been Gnomed

If you are born between 1 January and 31 December.
YOU HAVE BEEN GNOMED
My friend is a gnome
another friend says you have been gnomed because you are a gnome
by GamerGnome March 09, 2022
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poop gnome

A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.
That poop gnome never shuts up about Hitler.
by poopdefender February 11, 2023
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Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.
The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.
by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 08, 2024
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gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway
That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater
by Mat the rat January 25, 2018
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