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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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eva reid

SHORT VERY VERY VERY SHORT (LOVE YOU GAL ❤️)
Eg- Eva Reid is very short (from Chloe)
by Chloe ❤️ March 25, 2022
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Eva

by 000NotCool000 March 14, 2023
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Grey and Eva

A beautiful like couple. Destined to be soulmates, Grey is outgoing and pushes Eva to do things she could never don h herself. Both are equally hot. They aren’t dating but they should.
Person 1: look it’s Grey and Eva
Person 2: aren’t they dating?
Person 1: nah, but they should.
by elliee! February 19, 2023
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Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
by RandomRooster September 26, 2021
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Eva

Eva.

I'm Eva.
Go girl!!

Eva's cool
by Tnt88 November 23, 2021
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Eva

Definition noun: A person who loves to draw
- Loves artistic things
- Loves Cheese
- Eats Cheese
- Runs a Cheese factory
- Knows Jim
- Procrastinates
Eva is a cheese nugget
by pseudonymcupcake May 11, 2022
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